The Lloyd's Prayer

Thanks to Richard Ambrose for this adaptation of the Lord's Prayer as spoken by the executives at Goldman Sachs. I found this at Barry Ritholtz's blog "The Big Picture," a site that every business student should bookmark immediately.

THE LLOYD’s Prayer

Our Chairman,
Who Art At Goldman,
Blankfein Be Thy Name.
The Rally’s Come. God’s Work Be Done
On Earth As There’s No Fear Of Correction.
Give Us This Day Our Daily Gains,
And Bankrupt Our Competitors
As You Taught Lehman and Bear Their Lessons.
And Bring Us Not Under Indictment.
For Thine Is The Treasury,
The House And The Senate
Forever and Ever.
Goldman.